- The first rule of Sock Wars is: You must talk about Sock Wars.
- The second rule of Sock Wars is: You MUST talk about Sock Wars. (no really, for this to be a success we need as many combatants as possible)
- Two socks to a fight.
- One fight at a time.
- No shirts, no shoes, just socks
- Fights will go on as long as they have to.
- If this is your first time in Sock Wars, you have to fight.